Sunday, March 11, 2012

Utterly Ridiculous

Elizabeth Bennet is absolutely BONKERS. Who does she think she is, the Queen of England?! She is a fool for refusing me in marriage. I am absolutely stunned. She blamed her dislike of me on what I did to save Bingley from making a huge mistake with Jane. If anything, she should like me even more for that, it shows that I watch out for the people that I care about! And she's been consorting with that weasel Wickham. He got what he deserved. Why, I am so angry that I think I am going to write a letter.

Excited and Nervous

I am so excited for my visit to Elizabeth today. Today is the last day that I am single. After today, I will be promised to Elizabeth, and her to me. I'm sorry that it could never have worked out between us, Miss Bingley, but you were always too nagging. Does anyone have any good proposal ideas? I will probably just put it out there. She will be so happy that I decided that I couldn't live without her. Well, here goes nothing.

Those Eyes

Nothing is working: all I think about is that amazing figure, her graceful walk, and those eyes. They are the most amazing things I have ever seen. I tried to ignore my feelings for her but I just couldn't stay away. Every time I get close to her, her derisive comments and arrogant banter warms my cold heart. I think I am in love with Elizabeth Bennet.

Unwanted Feelings

Does anyone know a good therapist? I am having strange feelings for someone whom I know could never be with me. Oh, what is happening? Why can't I get her out of my head? I'm trying to stay away from her in hopes that these emotions will subside. Even if I am in love with her, she is too far below me to even consider. Only time will tell.